The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? " The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
" Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven? " Girlfriend: "No." Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking." Boyfriend: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here" Girlfriend: "Whats up sexy?
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom? Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked. "Honey, before we got married, my mother gave me this box and told me that whenever I got mad at you, I should go to the bedroom and crotchet a doll," said the wife. He absolutely couldn't believe his wife had only been mad at him two times! " "Oh, honey" said the wife, "That's the money I got from selling the dolls." My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. " Meanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?" I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house." He said, "So? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. " The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom.